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I'm Monica and I believe that if Lemony Snicket hadn't got there first, my autobiography would be called 'a series of unfortunate events'


gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

vinebox:

How people used to get ringtones 

vinebox:

How people used to get ringtones 

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

bryko:

My 10 year old self looking out for me

Bill Murray in Wes Anderson movies

i think my plan for after college is

worb:

to work in a bridal shop in flushing, queens until my boyfriend kicks me out in one of those crushing scenes. what am i to do? where am i to go? i’ll be out on my fanny. so over the bridge from flushing to the sheffield’s door, i’ll be there to sell makeup but the father will see more. i have style, i have flair, i’ll be there, that’s how i’ll become the nanny.