I don't want any damn vegetables





I'm Monica and I believe that if Lemony Snicket hadn't got there first, my autobiography would be called 'a series of unfortunate events'


h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

harryandee:

whoopigoldbergerking:

97bonnieandclyde:

Eminem eating M&M with others Eminems

this is it. this is the photo that completes my life.

We’re gonna have a problem here

Anonymous: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

homovikings:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

canaba:

Society towards bisexuals

borisjohnsonsbootycall:

You see, he was her beginning, and she was his end. And it continued on and on. After all, she promised him forever.

I’m literally crying fuck you