even the leaves fell for you





I'm Monica and I believe that if Lemony Snicket hadn't got there first, my autobiography would be called 'a series of unfortunate events'


kimkanyekimye:

Kim’s seat at the 2014 MTV VMAs!!

oberymmartell:

What Really Happened: Purple Wedding

New character portraits for season 4  | Sansa Stark (x)

May the force be ever in your favor, Harry.

Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)

earthdad:

i must hear these tips

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

archangelimpala:

tylerthewolf:

HOLY SHIT INCEST ON A STICK HE JUST PUSHED A CHILD OUT OF A FUCKING 10-STORY WINDOW

Looks like somebody just started watching Game of Thrones.

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*