gallifreyanpanicmoon:

This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

captainlucifer:

hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard

fuckyeahprettylittleliar:

I’ve known Lucy since I was 15. Our story is really creepy. We met on Myspace. We messaged each other because we had mutual friends, and we just started talking every day. And when Lucy told me she was moving to L.A., I invited her to my friend’s birthday party at Disneyland. We decided to meet there for the first time ever. But I didn’t tell my mom that I met her on Myspace, and she didn’t tell her mom either. And we just clicked, and from that day on, we were best friends.

- Ashley Benson

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

ive said this before but ariel didnt want legs to be with eric. ariel wanted legs before she ever saw eric. but ariel is smart as hell and saw that jackass had a statue made of him and thought “if im gonna do this im gonna do it right and marry rich” and you would ALL DO THE SAME

i feel like i’ve fought for justice and won